This originated in Scotland about 3 months ago, the rest of the world is laughing at us.
This originated in Scotland about 3 months ago, the rest of the world is laughing at us.
"The most positive thing about the 'Cash for Clunkers' program is that it took thousands of Obama bumper stickers off the road."
]]>You probably don’t recall (I don’t) that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
]]>What a profound short little paragraph that says it all!!! "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation .. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." ~~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931
THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH! It was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S. , U.K., and Australia.Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister!
Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady!
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since?
Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from the nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan.
I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.
When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
I don't care.
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and 'fed special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe inyour heart of hearts:
I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it,
I don't care!!"
And may I add:
'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don't have that problem.'
I have another quote that I would like to add, AND.......I hope you forward all this.
One last thought for the day:
Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The Canadian Soldier.
3. The British Soldier.
4. The US Soldier, and
5. The Australian Soldier
One died for your soul, the other 4 for your freedom.'
As some of you know I have for the most part switched my home computing platform over and use a MacBook. And really love it. To which I have also now added an external monitor recently which really works nice. However given my day to day job I am forced to keep at least one foot in the MS-Windows world. This has led to my fascination with "Netbooks" which led me to purchase an HP Mini-note 1035NR a couple of weeks ago. It is a great extra computer and its small size makes it real easy to carry around the house and use for light weight tasks. I did a video of the unboxing and will be posting it shortly. In the meantime if you want to see a good video reviews of this and other popular machines in this class check out the links below. Oh, and less I forget this post is being composed on the new toy.
Cnet reviews the HP Mini Note 1035NR
Gottabemobile reviews several popular netbooks
Bwana McCall reviews HP Mini Note
Warner Crocker first look at the HP Mini note 1035NR
You
are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need
to fart. The
music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.
After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach
your
stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring
you down, and
that's when you realize, you have been listening to
your iPod...
A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
sits down, another
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
next to him. "No,"
he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible,"
said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the
Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world,
and not use
it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been to
together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else -- a friend
or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
]]>Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the
Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him
out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland'
Barack, said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's shoes.'
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'
The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're disabled.'
The kid said, 'I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'