2 posts tagged “naked”

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was
at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.  Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote 'Revelation 3:20' o n the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the
following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.  Added to it was this cryptic message,
'Genesis 3:10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the verse, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins :'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
Genesis 3:10 reads:   'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)

Wow! Guess I haven't been keeping up life interrupted. Well here is quick one.

An elderly man in ARKANSAS had owned a large farm for several years.  He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't  been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.  He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'  The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast.